mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

10 months ago // 141,137 notes

sangcoon:

scuzzmutt:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

i cant stop thinking about this. what are we trying so hard to prepare them for?? is there some breast war that the government is secretly planning???

battle ready armour

image

1 year ago // 246,929 notes

asunsetdream:

panicr:

missbeatlegeorge:

what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

CRYING

Wow

(Source: beatlejay)

1 year ago // 152,300 notes
WARNING

thisismydivision:

There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it

know this, if you see a link that looks like this

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

spread this

make it go everywhere

I am just giving you guys a heads up, 

1 year ago // 115,592 notes

folie-a-killjoy:

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.

EASTon.

please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.

DONT YOU GET IT

EASTON WEST

EAST AND WEST

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN

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1 year ago // 85,902 notes

wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

1 year ago // 217,133 notes
When your mom cries and you’re just like

d0wn2e4rth:

image i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes

Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

This is the post with highest notes on tumblr


i would’ve reblogged this post no matter how relevant it was, just to be a part of the 11 million notes

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1 year ago // 14,754,667 notes