why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs
i cant stop thinking about this. what are we trying so hard to prepare them for?? is there some breast war that the government is secretly planning???
battle ready armour
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?
There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it
know this, if you see a link that looks like this
make it go everywhere
I am just giving you guys a heads up,
kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.
DONT YOU GET IT
EAST AND WEST
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes
Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
i would’ve reblogged this post no matter how relevant it was, just to be a part of the 11 million notes